The Devil’s Hand | Amish Girls Shunned [3/4]

Hide and Seek This is the third part of a full movie remake. Ruth (act. Adelaine Kane) is being shunned and there’s nothing Mary (act. Alycia Debnam-Carey) can do. Amish shunning is a social exclusion used to enforce their church rules. It’s the ultimate punishment that breaks both girls’ hearts… Once Ruth is shunned, Mary decides […]

The Devil’s Hand | Amish Girls under Examination [2/4]

It’s Time for your Examination This is the second part of a full movie remake. Strict rules and blind prejudice of the Amish community is taking its toll on a few innocent girls. The leader of the Church and the man in power tend to profit from it in many different ways. Prepare yourself to […]

The Devil’s Hand | Mary and Ruth [1/4]

Amish Girls in Love   – Forgive me father for I am SIN.   It’s the first part of a full movie remake (4 parts in total). No demonic horror and irrationality in this one. Just a tragic love story in a closed Amish community led by a manipulative priest with dark secrets… Alternate Universe: […]

Ghost in the Shell | Pillow Lips and Non-existent Costumes

Michael Pitt and Scarlett Johansson as Cyber Lovers It’s a futuristic love and identity drama with two extra hot actors who look more like a brother and sister than actual ex-lovers. To be honest, even with the brother and sister in heat scenario, I’d ship them. And that scenario would’ve been way more interesting! However […]

Blue Lagoon | Falling in Love

And the mermaid is back! I can’t imagine Indiana Evans (one of the mermaids from the cult teen/kids show H2O: Just Add Water) anywhere else, but on a beach with as little clothes as possible. I’m not being vulgar – she just looks so beautiful and cute. With a tail, or without it. And since […]

Josh Whitehouse – The Imperfect Perfection

The Guy That Brings Back Romance There’s something about Josh Whitehouse that is very addictive. And it’s not just his good looks, sexy British accent or captivating smile. He’s great at being naked, obviously (he’s Mr. Burberry after all) and even better at lame romantic movies (The Knight before Christmas) that would be unwatchable otherwise, […]

Carrie | Chloe Grace Moretz as Carrie White – 50 Shades of Gay

Once in a girls’ locker room… Originally this movie is “a reimagining of the classic horror tale about Carrie White, a shy girl outcast by her peers and sheltered by her deeply religious mother, who unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom” [tvguide.com], but that’s not […]

Bath Scene | Kristen Stewart and Neve Campbell

Bisexual Confessions – Kristen follows Neve This short video is comprised of many scenes from three very different movies. Two of the three movies are a complete waste of time. The dialogue between Kristen Stewart and Neve Campbell is surely just a fantasy, but it’s a good one. I wish it was real… The Runaways […]

Wild Things | Neve Campbell and Denise Richards

Wild Things   We had to be very professional. It was us sitting down and saying, “What are you comfortable with? What are you not comfortable with? What are your boundaries? – Neve.   The movie falls into a drama/mystery/crime category, while the actresses – Neve Campbell and Denise Richards fall into 90’s wet dreams […]

Jack and Diane | Juno Temple and Riley Keough – Intimate Close-Ups

Nosebleeds and Chemistry Jack and Diane is an undeveloped movie that got lost in time and genre. It’s a basic lesbian teenage drama that doesn’t know where it’s going. Lots of ridiculous “werewolfy” psycho-inputs ruin all the fun and seem like random cuts from Teen Wolf that didn’t make it into the TV series because they […]