Ghost in the Shell | Pillow Lips and Non-existent Costumes

Michael Pitt and Scarlett Johansson as Cyber Lovers It’s a futuristic love and identity drama with two extra hot actors who look more like a brother and sister than actual ex-lovers. To be honest, even with the brother and sister in heat scenario, I’d ship them. And that scenario would’ve been way more interesting! However […]

Blue Lagoon | Falling in Love

And the mermaid is back! I can’t imagine Indiana Evans (one of the mermaids from the cult teen/kids show H2O: Just Add Water) anywhere else, but on a beach with as little clothes as possible. I’m not being vulgar – she just looks so beautiful and cute. With a tail, or without it. And since […]

Josh Whitehouse – The Imperfect Perfection

The Guy That Brings Back Romance There’s something about Josh Whitehouse that is very addictive. And it’s not just his good looks, sexy British accent or captivating smile. He’s great at being naked, obviously (he’s Mr. Burberry after all) and even better at lame romantic movies (The Knight before Christmas) that would be unwatchable otherwise, […]

Carrie | Chloe Grace Moretz as Carrie White – 50 Shades of Gay

Once in a girls’ locker room… Originally this movie is “a reimagining of the classic horror tale about Carrie White, a shy girl outcast by her peers and sheltered by her deeply religious mother, who unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom” [tvguide.com], but that’s not […]

Bath Scene | Kristen Stewart and Neve Campbell

Bisexual Confessions – Kristen follows Neve This short video is comprised of many scenes from three very different movies. Two of the three movies are a complete waste of time. The dialogue between Kristen Stewart and Neve Campbell is surely just a fantasy, but it’s a good one. I wish it was real… The Runaways […]

Wild Things | Neve Campbell and Denise Richards

Wild Things   We had to be very professional. It was us sitting down and saying, “What are you comfortable with? What are you not comfortable with? What are your boundaries? – Neve.   The movie falls into a drama/mystery/crime category, while the actresses – Neve Campbell and Denise Richards fall into 90’s wet dreams […]

Jack and Diane | Juno Temple and Riley Keough – Intimate Close-Ups

Nosebleeds and Chemistry Jack and Diane is an undeveloped movie that got lost in time and genre. It’s a basic lesbian teenage drama that doesn’t know where it’s going. Lots of ridiculous “werewolfy” psycho-inputs ruin all the fun and seem like random cuts from Teen Wolf that didn’t make it into the TV series because they […]

Twilight | If Edward Could Read Bella’s Thoughts – Just Fuck (Me)

What’s in Bella’s head? Extremely hot and unachievable vampire Edward Cullen (act. Robert Pattinson) can read people’s minds, but can’t hear Bella’s thoughts. What if he could? In this video, I’m just translating the infamous Twilight stares. Mostly Bella’s (act. Kristen Stewart) hungry seductive glares at Edward that seemed so obsessive, open and simply begging […]

Twilight Saga | The Best of Bella and Edward

Part I: Dangerous Obsessions The Twilight Saga and Bella Swan – so-called emotionless, pitiful, soulless movies and character that was able to capture millions of teenage girls and middle-aged women’s attention for over a decade. There is something about her I honestly admire. And it’s not her undying illogical devotion to a vampire. Not her […]

The Runaways | Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett

Kristen Stewart and Joan Jett – Some Legends are Bisexual Or is it the other way round – maybe they became legends because they’re bisexual? Two women – an actress and a rock star – so similar, yet so different. Not just their sexual orientation or certain talents they’ve been able to sell, but the […]